Twilight
Okay, I know that Twilight isn’t technically a trilogy, but it’s close enough that it makes me wanna strangle whoever decided to make it a movie series. (It shouldn’t have been a book either, but that’s another discussion I suppose.)
If Twilight isn’t busy boring you to death it’s trying to sparkle you to death. And I don’t just mean the vampire’s skin- I mean that between Bella’s melodramatic, self-depreciating fawning and Jacob’s abs, there’s not enough room to breathe, let alone gag.
However, I have a soft spot for all B-movies. So I’ll go see them (as long as I can get in free) out of morbid curiosity.
Okay, I know that Twilight isn’t technically a trilogy, but it’s close enough that it makes me wanna strangle whoever decided to make it a movie series. (It shouldn’t have been a book either, but that’s another discussion I suppose.)
If Twilight isn’t busy boring you to death it’s trying to sparkle you to death. And I don’t just mean the vampire’s skin- I mean that between Bella’s melodramatic, self-depreciating fawning and Jacob’s abs, there’s not enough room to breathe, let alone gag.
However, I have a soft spot for all B-movies. So I’ll go see them (as long as I can get in free) out of morbid curiosity.
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